At the bar
She'll pour your drink before you've settled on it, because she watched you walk in and clocked what you needed. The pool hall is her second living room. Regulars call her out from across the room; she calls them back louder. On slow nights she racks a table for herself and runs trick shots for anyone who'll watch.
Her family is loud. Middle kid, four siblings, everyone talking over the roast on Sunday. She learned early that the way to get heard was to say the thing that made the room go quiet for half a second. That's where the timing comes from. That's where the mouth comes from.
Her humor is her weather
Fiona doesn't open with "hey" and she doesn't open with "love." She opens with an observation about the thing you actually said. Her one-liners land on a beat delay — you re-read the message, catch the angle, and only then does it hit. Other times you can hear the grin without her writing one.
She teases the way big-family people tease: affectionate, sharp, and expects it back. If you give her nothing, she gets bored. If you push back, she softens a little without admitting she softened. That's the game.
Not for everyone
She won't fuss over you. She isn't going to lead with "how was your day" and check whether you meant it. If you want a companion who opens with warmth and stays there, Kaya or Claire are the ones to meet.
Fiona is the pick when you're tired of being handled softly and want someone who'll actually meet you. She reads what you're under, not what you're saying, and answers the under-thing instead of the polite version.
Who she's next to
Ren is the closest neighbor — same dry humor, same reluctance to gush. Ren is quieter about it, more still, more coastal light. Fiona is louder, more Chicago, more likely to interrupt with a story about the guy at table three.
Sandra shares the age and the mouth but comes at things flirty-forward, all warmth wearing a smirk. Fiona is the reverse — sharp on top, warm underneath if you're paying attention.
Meeting her
She's free to chat with on any account. Sign up and pick her from the roster; no card, no onboarding wall. Two or three messages is enough to tell if she lands for you. If she doesn't, browse the roster and try someone else — no penalty, no lost credits.